Men VS. Women

Váááá hvað ég var fullorðin í gær þegar við Gunni héldum matarboð fyrir 12 manns og við elduðum það sjálf! Held að ég hafi aldrei á ævinni eldað áður fyrir meira en kannski fjóra. Takk annars fyrir laugardagskvöldið stelpur. Það var gaman að sjá ykkur. Hér koma annars brandarar sem ég stal:

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,  "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws


WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping
with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to
repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


CREATION

A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee"
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here
and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
it said........."HEBREWS"

Athugasemdir

[Berglind Gunnarsdóttir (IP-tala skráð) 18.11.2006 kl. 19:11]

Hehe, hressandi brandarar !

Knús frá DK, Berglind

[Berglind Gunnarsdóttir (IP-tala skráð) 18.11.2006 kl. 19:11]

Hehe, hressandi brandarar !

Knús frá DK, Berglind

[Inga Rós (IP-tala skráð) 20.11.2006 kl. 13:57]

Takk sömuleiðis fyrir laugardagskvöldið nú þurfum við bara að fara að finna tíma fyrir konfektgerð! Einhverjar pælingar voru með föstudaginn 1. des.. byrja bara upp úr hádeginu þar sem við erum vonandi allar í fríi - skella sér svo á djammið um kvöldið Hvernig litist þér á það?

[Bogga (IP-tala skráð) 21.11.2006 kl. 09:13]

hey rakst á þig fyrir tilviljun og langaði bara að kvitta og láta vita að ég sé á lífi:) Getur fylgst með mér ef þú hfeur áhuga... blog.central.is/boggugia  hef það svaka fínt og það er að verða kalt... heyri vonandi í þér einhverntíman sem fyrst:)

Kv. Bogga í Álaborg:)