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Bloggfćrslur mánađarins, nóvember 2006

Ég heiti Bóndi, Jón Bóndi.

Fór á Casino Royal í gćrkvöldi međ Gunna, Kára og Brynhildi. Frábćr mynd og flottir effectar í myndinni. Fannst líka skemmtilegt hvađ James Bond er gerđur grófari núna og meira machó (nema hvađ ađ ţessi stöđugi blusteel-svipur á Daniel Craig var ekki alveg ađ gera sig fyrir mig). En allavega... áttađi mig á ţví í svona ca. miđri mynd ađ mér finnst Daniel Craig og Gunni vera talsvert líkir... ég fór ţess vegna ađ ímynda mér ađ Gunni vćri ađ leika í myndinni og ég vćri Bond-pían. Ég verđ ađ segja ađ eins og ég elska hann Gunna minn mikiđ, ţá var ég geđveikt skotin í honum ţegar myndin var búin. Mér leiđ alveg eins og ég vćri Bond-pían sem hafđi náđ ađ fanga hjarta James Bond og ekki skemmdi ţađ fyrir ađ keyra heim eftir myndina í ţessum fína sportbíl.

Svona er ég nú međ einfalt hjarta...

 

 

 


Men VS. Women

Váááá hvađ ég var fullorđin í gćr ţegar viđ Gunni héldum matarbođ fyrir 12 manns og viđ elduđum ţađ sjálf! Held ađ ég hafi aldrei á ćvinni eldađ áđur fyrir meira en kannski fjóra. Takk annars fyrir laugardagskvöldiđ stelpur. Ţađ var gaman ađ sjá ykkur. Hér koma annars brandarar sem ég stal:

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,  "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws


WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping
with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to
repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


CREATION

A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee"
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here
and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
it said........."HEBREWS"

Gott myndband

Mađur ćtti kannski ađ taka sér ţetta til eftirbreytni í gymminu...

 

                               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLmA6Rn14Y


Tónleikar

Tónleikar
Til styrktar og heiđurs Ţuríđi Örnu Óskarsdóttur í Bústađarkirkju Miđvikudaginn 8. nóvember kl 20
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Fram koma
Stebbi og Eyfi, Regína Ósk, Garđar Örn Hinriksson, Signý Sćmundsdóttir, Jóhann Friđgeir, Hanna Ţóra og Ólöf Inga Guđbrandsdćtur.

Ásamt
Guđmundi Sigurđssyni, Vilhelmínu Ólafsdóttur, Matthíasi Baldurssyni og Guđmundi S Sveinssyni

Kynnir verđur
Anna Björk Birgisdóttir

Ađgangseyrir 2000 kr
Allt fé sem safnast á tónleikunum rennur óskert til Ţuríđar Örnu og fjölskyldu hennar.


ALLIR AĐ MĆTABrosandi

Vingrannir menn í sjálfstćđisflokknum... hvert eiga ţeir ađ leita?

Eru einhverjir fleiri en ég sem pirruđu sig óendanlega á ţví ađ vera skráđ í sjálfstćđisflokkinn gegn sinni vitund????...... og símann hringjandi dag og kvöld í seinustu viku... allt flćđandi í kosningaáróđri í bréfboxinu?????  Algjörlega óţolandi!!!!!  Hefđi ég ćtlađ mér ađ kjósa í ţessu prófkjöri hefđi ég viljandi einungis kosiđ ţá sem hringdu ekki, sendu ekki sms, né bréfpóst né voru međ auglýsingar í sjónvarpinu eđa blöđunum heldur vildu á einlćgan hátt uppfrćđa mig um baráttu mál sín. Finnst ađ sjálfstćđismenn ćttu ađ taka sér til fyrirmyndar frambjóđendur í norđ-vestur kjördćmi ađ mig minnir og senda bara einn bćkling međ upplýsingar um alla frambjóđendur. Ţegar kosningar snúast ekki lengur um málefni heldur hvađ mađur á marga vini sem eiga marga vini sem hringja í alla sína vini og biđja ţá um ađ koma ađ kjósa e-n tiltekinn frambjóđanda án ástćđu ţá er orđiđ e-đ mikiđ ađ....... Ég hef gert ţađ ađ leik mínum í svona seinustu 2-3 kosningum sem hafa veriđ hjá sjálfstćđisflokknum ađ spyrja ţann sem hringir: Já, en fyrir hvađa málefnum er ţessi frambjóđandi ađ berjast fyrir??? ţá hefur undantekningalaust veriđ skellt á mig eđa veriđ fátt um svör, jafnvel ađ menn fari í fýlu..... mađur bara spyr sig.. hvernig kosningabarátta er ţađ????? Ef frambjóđandinn hefur ekki einu sinni fyrir ţví ađ láta úthringjendur sína vita hver stefnumál sín eru ţá get ég ekki ímyndađ mér ađ hann leggi mikiđ púđur í ađ framfylgja hverju sem hann ţykist ćtla ađ áorka á Alţingi. Veit ekki hvort sami háttur er viđhafđur í öđrum flokkum landsins og hjá Sjálfstćđisflokknum??

Góđur djókur mađur.....

Alltaf gaman ađ finna skemmtilega brandara.... ţessi er í bođi Evu.. (sem er ţó á síđunni hennar Dagbjartar) Veit ekki hvort ţeir sem eru ekki ítölskumćlandi nái ţessu alveg og ţó... jú ţeir ćttu ađ gera ţađ!!

 

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian
  police officer stops them and says:

 "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"

 "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.

 "Quattro means four!" the policeman answers.

"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts     
  ..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"

 "You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro 
  meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore
    breaking the law!"

 The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor  
  over!

 Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"

 "Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy with a two guys in
  a Fiat Uno."


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